Official
Clean Plate Club
Because we don't believe in leftovers
A few words from:
El Presidente
"Welcome to the Official Clean Plate Club! As president of this elite organization, I commend your unwavering commitment to the fine art of plate polishing. Like us, your mastery of total consumption is likely the result of years of dedication and passion. We admire your hustle, and we honor your spotless plate.By joining us, you’re stepping into the ranks of global legends. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Be sure to review the Rulebook below — because in this club, a clean plate is just the beginning."
Official Clean Plate Club
Rulebook
1. Never lick a fish plate
2. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's plate
3. Trust your gut - you'll know when your plate is clean
4. Real recognize real - give props to other clean platers in the wild
5. See something, say something - if you're eating with a fellow member who is not living up to our standards, don't be silent. Push your peers to reach their full potential.
